If you could lay out a timeline for the world for the upcoming years, what would it be, heres mine:

2010: The U.S. leaves the middle east forever, and promises to never return
2011: Growing problems with North Korea cause the U.N. to invade their country and destroy all the Nukes
2012: The U.N. declares Africa "hopeless" and Nukes it. (They miss and hit Australia and everyone promptly forgets the whole thing ever happens)
2013: In an attempt to stop global warming, we attack the sun with Nuclear weapons. We fail at this and again the whole thing is promptly forgotten)
2014: The U.S. invades the middle East because it discovered more "weapons of mass destruction"
2014: Iran fires it's nukes at Iraq, Iraq does the same to Iran and the worlds oil supply is gone.
2015: A.I.D.S goes airborne and wipes out 3/4's of the population.
2016: Cure for A.I.D.S is found, world celebrates.
2016: Side effect of the Cure is zombies, zombies quickly take over the world.
2017: What is left of humanity is hiding in bunkers.
2018: Cure for the Cure of A.I.D.S is found, side effects include A.I.D.S
2019: Mars invades, Earth has no defence
2019: Invaders die from A.I.D.S and radiation poisoning
2020; We invade mars and give them all A.I.D.S
2021; More zombies
2022: Zombies invade the middle East
2023: Zombies leave the middle east forever, they promise never too return......

YA SEE WHAT I'M GETTING AT HERE?

A man looks at his son and says, "Brothers and sisters I have none, but this mans father is my fathers son." How is this possible?

isn't it hard to get people to notice your post! I think it's REALLY FRIGGAN HARD.

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Just state the person(s) you hate the most on new grounds, why you hate them (if you swear TOO much your comment will be removed) and then say how they anger you and where/how you first encountered this person(s).

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How does having fear affect your judgement, if you could have made all the choices in your life without fear would they be different. How would something like not having fear affect you and others around you?

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