Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: The dark pit of doom
Job: Crushing ants
You know something? I hate It when people call me the "cold creek killer" It's just so untrue. I mean the creek wasn't even that cold.
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Last time a piece of my arm went missing, I tried liquids Masks and even puzzle shops before I found it Between the cushions of the couch, Go figure.
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Cheer up emo kid.
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I just read that there was a hand brake, I hate myself... Anyway my personnel favorite boss battle had to be the last one, the NG tank is the only enemy in the game that can track you move at full speed around it. GLITCH, in the second boss battle with the two purple guys who I assume is dan' n me, If you kill the little guy first he still moves and shoots, as a dead body. GREAT GAME, needs more weapons and enemies.
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Many things that are wrong, the beast changes appearances halfway through. some of the dialog boxes don't fit on screen or on "control panels", some things have no use. Like, why can't you shoot the gun or use the comb at any point? And lastly, why do the characters in game look so different from the ones out of game. There are many more flaws that I don't feel like explaining.
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Always wondered who those guys were and if they died when the building fell on them, are they the two characters in the most recent ones that helped hank out? (you know, the ones with the kickass scene on the truck!)
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The animation is almost non-exsistant BUT this song Fucking hot, were did you find it bro?
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ur mom lplo
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I saw that coming when you mentioned a special reward, I thought "it's gonna be porn or some random internet plug." Be more original BRO, the reason I give you a two is that this was a pretty good quality sound track.
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how can one have an original meme? that's like a contradiction of terms... unless of course one is making a new meme, but then it wouldn't be a meme, rather something vaguely amusing (maybe) and completely unrelated...TYPEWRITER!
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You think because you got turd of the week i'm gonna give you a good score? Not a chance, for all you people who are giving it 10's and 7's, why? It's just an elephant and techno music! This does not deserve anything higher than a three, voting only tens or zeros makes it seem like those other numbers don't even exsist, I give it a one because I liked the music, and the elephant wasn't that badly animated.
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One of the reasons I don't use facebook, I never want a police officer named "Mcdickface" to handle MY organs. Anywho this was really funny, and I know this sounds silly but did you really get hit by a car and update your facebook? I mean really... thats fucking awesome!
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Once you get certain weapons...*cough* *flame thrower* *cough* thats all you have to use for the rest of the game, also there were zombies yes, but only two types including the zombie with all of the LIT TNT STICKS STABBED INTO HIS BODY (wtf?). You could have put in like... fire proof zombies, that would have made it a bit less of a point and click adventure and more of a "FUCK THERES ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE" game.
-- Also prop's on the last melee weapon, it was lulz.
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